Alleged heterosexual Male #1: I ended up doing a body shot of tequila off of Peter...
Alleged heterosexual Male #2: That's not the point.
I swear to God this wasn't about me!!
Not these last few days, at any rate. Though this morning I was assaulted by a little too much New York kindness.
This library is huge. And I think, when I walked to the back to find the history books, there were people having sex in the stacks. Ah, memories. I left them to it.