As to that previous post, I don't even remember doing that. I think I just wanted someone to talk to me to help me sleep. To remind me that something traumatising was NOT happening to me, I'm just an insomniac. I promise, however, that the reason for the horrible typing was because I didn't turn the light on and not for any other alcohol related reason. Really. I'm just a pathetic loser who can't touch type. But these things are all new to me, okay?! When I signed on and found that post, I thought someone else had done it as a joke. But that's the cost of zombie Peter.
I'm feeling a bit better now.