Father Peter Kemp (father_peter) wrote,
Father Peter Kemp
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My wife has apparently decided that what I really needed to do was to go see a circus with clowns and dancing animals in it. I am terrified of clowns and dancing animals. Sure, most of it was to benefit the children, but she said she wanted me to have fun too. And THEN the clown re-enacted a terrifying memory from my childhood when he sprayed me with water from a flower. In my mind-numbing fear of clowns and germs (you don't know where that water's been!) I screamed, "watch your fucking pansy piss you red-nosed cunt!"

And then there was silence and the audience looked at me like I had just committed murder in front of all of them and I had to leave. Apparently, if you want me to use language in front of my children which I most certainly do not utter under normal circumstances, and behaviour I would consider abominable for the most part, just put me face to face with a clown.

I am so much fun...
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    Deirdre's home, she's staying with me for a few days. She's just fine. And Madame Butterfly is no more.

  • To Those in the Know

    I died again. It was kind of amusing. What is not amusing is having a very sick nephew. Next time I'm rushing down the stairs, I'll probably be…

  • To Those in the Know minus Ben

    I told my dad off!!!!! Also, he's in a bit of pain. So now I get to discover why he's stuck here, judging my fashion choices with his eyes.

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  • (no subject)

    Deirdre's home, she's staying with me for a few days. She's just fine. And Madame Butterfly is no more.

  • To Those in the Know

    I died again. It was kind of amusing. What is not amusing is having a very sick nephew. Next time I'm rushing down the stairs, I'll probably be…

  • To Those in the Know minus Ben

    I told my dad off!!!!! Also, he's in a bit of pain. So now I get to discover why he's stuck here, judging my fashion choices with his eyes.