January 31st, 2010

Tea oh good god tea

To Those in the Know

I found an email from Thomas in my poor, neglected inbox. Several, actually, though the first made me giggle. Apparently I am the Antichrist because Freemasons are the work of the Devil. See? We're evil eavesdroppers. Though one does find it difficult to be nude in a dinner suit...

The other email was a list of things he wanted me to do if he was stuck here in a catatonic state like the last time he had been brought back too soon. They include (written from Thomas' point of view):

1. Stop feeling guilty. You know. Full stop. No particular reason, it's just important.
2. Make sure Spectre and Mary know I love them. I know they do, but they'll probably be upset and worried. Just remind them?
3. Eat something, you scarecrow.
4. Feed me :(
5. I just had to get up from the computer to get more food because 4 made me hungry. Dear god, french toast is awesome.
6. Keep Mums company.
7. Take care of the kids. Along with your dozen or so... I know they're taken care of, but just...do it anyway?
8. Fuck it, I need more French Toast
9. Watch over Stephie?
10. Stop crying.
11. No, really. Stop crying.
12. Grow a pair.
13. I love you.

Only Thomas. I'm so relieved it didn't end up being necessary. However horrible the end was, at least it was the end.
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