May 10th, 2010


To Those in the Know, Miles, Sabine and Ben

My lovely Uncle Wolfgang called me today and at first I thought he just wanted to terrorise me because that's what he does best. But no, he's after someone else.

I know some of you might have met my cousin Sabine at my wedding. Met or...were treated with disdain by... She's a seer like I am, only kind Uncle Wolfgang doesn't understand it. He thought her predictions were witchcraft or some bollocks and he tried to exorcise her and of course she ran away. Today he informed me he sent a bounty hunter after her. His own daughter. Though I shouldn't be surprised, he feeds people to lions. Not...not a metaphor.

Apparently the bounty hunter has stopped checking in and now he's sent another. He asked me if I had seen her, as if I would admit to it if I had. Sure, I'll turn her over to a psychopath, even if she is a bit of a handful.

If you know where Sabine is, or you see her, please tell her to take care. If you can reach her, Miles, please warn her. And if you can read this Sabine, please be careful. He did not sound like he was looking for a kind reunion...
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