I just watched Hope paint Thomas's toenails gold (with glitter) to amuse Aly. Now Thomas is prancing about showing them proudly to anyone who will listen as he calls himself a 'Golden God' and Hope's eyeing me in a way that terrifies me to my very soul. And to make it worse, Aly is as well. There's no escaping them. Of course, I won't be gold because I am not a Golden God. I think I'll probably be green or like...bright orange or something.