I also thought it best that I tell you we're planning on telling your family that I'm a sperm donor. It seems like the best way to explain why she's pregnant with my child without...getting hit with lots of fruit and shoes and things. Poor Thomas gets to play the impotent boyfriend. And let me tell you he's thrilled. I suppose that's probably what we'll tell your parents too. I don't want to get a branding iron in the side. You know...again.
Anyway...I hope you're well.